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Spiders EWW

June 20, 2007

GRAH THERE IS A SPIDER ON MY WALL RIGHT UP BY THE CEILING AND I CAN’T REACH IT WITH THE FLYSWATTER UNLESS I CLIMB ON THE DESK AND THAT PUTS ME FAR FAR TOO CLOSE TO IT EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh.  I am currently wibbling at two people about the spider to put off attacking it.  Because if I swing at it and miss, it will move.  And then I will start shrieking.  Because despite the fact that I know they move, I still shriek whenever they actually do.  And I just know I will miss.  It’s in a corner and I always miss those.  Ugh ugh ugh

This isn’t fair.  One of the benefits of living with my parents is that I have two other people to kill spiders.  But Dad is in bed and Mum is busy.  And the damn thing is JUST SITTING THERE!  I don’t know why I’m complaining, except that if it moved it might actually get onto a part of the wall where I could hit it squarely with the swatter.

[22:10] carfiniel: shit.  I can’t stand seeing that spider there.
[22:10] carfiniel: It’s not moving.
[22:10] thesnapelyone:  Throw something at it
[22:10] carfiniel: It’s one of those HUNTER spiders.  So I know it won’t build a web and stay in it.
[22:10] carfiniel: Ew, if I throw something at it, it’ll run away.
[22:10] carfiniel:  and I’ll lose it.
[22:11] thesnapelyone:  Not if you kill it with the thing you throw
[22:12] carfiniel:  Yeah, but it’s in the corner of the wall & the ceiling
[22:12] carfiniel:  so I’m afraid I won’t even hit it square, even if I get on the desk to reach it with the flyswatter
[22:12] carfiniel:  >.>
[22:12] carfiniel:  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[22:13] thesnapelyone:  Um?
[22:14] carfiniel:  Yeah, I just am freaking out.
[22:15] carfiniel:  OMG I freaking HATE spiders inside the house.
[22:15] thesnapelyone:  Oh.
[22:15] carfiniel:  And the shadows in the room make it look like it has a bazillion legs
[22:15] carfiniel:  or, like, 12

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